WHO WILL GET NAILED NEXT?

Originally titled Texas Nail Gun Massacre and Construction Kills, this 1986 "so bad it’s good" slasher revels in its own ineptness. Unintentional laughs abound as a doctor (Rocky Patterson wearing a blue jean jacket and black muscle shirt) in a small Texas town teams up with the local sheriff (Grizzly Adams look-a-like Ron Queen) to solve a series of disturbing murders. Our killer speaks... but his voice (or her voice, one can never tell) sounds like Darth Vader spouting the lamest one liners ever committed to film. A dead body lies unnoticed on a busy main street sidewalk. A nailed victim falls dead on top of a BBQ grill... and pushes himself back up when the grill begins to fall over. All this PLUS pants-on gang rape, hairy sex on a tree, an action packed gold hearse and 80's Camaro car chase and more. Joe Bob Briggs calls it, "The best movie ever made...in Seagoville, TX."

SPECIAL FEATURES:

Nail Gun Massacre Shooting Locations
Nail Gun Massacre at the Alamo Drafthouse
Joe Bob Briggs interviews the cast at Texas Frightmare Weekend
An Interview with Terry Lofton
Interview with soundtrack composer Whitey Thomas

Technical Specs

Feature	Details
Language	English Mono
Color	Color
Runtime	Approx. 85 Minutes
Widescreen	1.78:1 (Anamorphic)
Full Screen	1.33:1
Rating	R

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